After a long, ugly week packed with unwelcome surprises, ridiculous realizations, and passive aggressive conversations, it’s finally Friday. In celebration of that fact, let’s play that game where you have to pick which one of a group of three you’d want to fight, which one you’d like to f-ck, and which one you’d want forever. I’ll go first.
Tab Bennett and the Inbetween: George, Matt, and Francis are all very dear to my heart. It’s hard for me to play favorites but I will because those are the rules of the game. I’d fight Matthew. Frankly, I think he needs a good beating. I’d f-ck Francis because maybe working off some of that anger would be good for him. I’d spend forever with George because he is funny, adorable, and supportive. And, as you’ll find out in Underneath, he’s a really good kisser.
Vampire Diaries: I would fight Stefan – to the death. STOP whining already, Stefan. We get it. You’re super sensitive and tortured. Good for you. I would f-ck Klaus because he’s got that lunatic fringe thing going on and I find myself drawn to it even though I know I shouldn’t be. And, of course, I would spend forever with Damon. Partly because he’s like a sad, little puppy who just wants someone to love him, partly because I find Ian Somerhalder incredibly hot, and partly because he gets to say great lines like, “I always kill the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.” (In terms of the second string players, I’d fight Jeremy, f-ck Tyler and spend forever with Matt.)
Supernatural: First I’d fight Sam, then I’d give him the haircut he so desperately needs. It’s time Sammy. It’s time. I’d f-ck Castiel even though he’s an angel…or maybe because he is. I’d spend forever with Dean (see also Forever with Damon).
Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries by Charlaine Harris: Fight Bill, f-ck Eric (duh), and spend forever with Sam.
Once Upon a Time: Fight Prince Charming primarily because he’s not at all charming and I hate false advertising. I’d f-ck Mr. Gold (there’s a certain appeal there). Given the remaining choices, I’d spend forever with Snow / Mary Margaret.
The Night Huntress Series by Jeannine Frost: Fight Bones, f-ck Ian, forever with Spade. Although, I have to admit, this arrangement feels fluid to me. I’d be happy with almost any combination. Mencheres in the wild card position.
Twilight Saga (the movies): I’d definitely fight Emmett, f-ck Jasper (even though he has crazy eyes) and spend forever with Edward.
Okay, now it’s your turn. Kindly head to the comments to share your thoughts, suggest another trio, or mock my taste in men.